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Clown Pants

Now, I am not saying that the mani I am about to post actually looks exactly like clown pants.. But it is all I could think of. Plus, for some unknown reason, I decided that watching 'IT' at 1:00am was a good idea. Especially when I am terrified of clowns.. and dolls.. Well, actually, dolls just creep me out.. (side story: I was working a managing shift the other night and a few ladies were waiting for another lady.. But she wouldn't answer her phone or her door.. So I went up to her room, knocked, no answer.. Had to use my keys to get in.. I am happy to report that no one was home (glad she wasn't injured, etc) BUT! Her room was filled with dolls.. Like.. Hundreds of creepster dolls watching my every move. That is nightmare material right there!!)


Oh!! And I am extremely excited for the PHD challenge this week!! I actually submitted the idea and she used it (: suuuuuper rad! You should probably just check it out.. by clicking on PHD of course (:

I am currently working on my entry right now.. But.. I seem to have some serious sniffling action going on.. And I'm going in for surgery on the 12th.. I cannot be sick! Bleeeeh!

I hope everyone is having a solid start to the week! Thus far I am..

Ok, one more story.. Well.. Last night I went to the casino with the parents and my brother decided to come as well - which was rad. I always put my purse and wallet in the trunk because I think everyone wants to steal my purse and I just don't think that is nice.. This way my babies (my cellphone and ipod touch..I don't bring my pets with me..) and all misc. items are safe (unless someone steals the car..) This also means my ID, which is in my wallet, which is in my purse, is in the trunk.. But I haven't been ID'd since I turned 24 and have NEVER been ID'd at the casino. My brother, who is fours years younger, just strolls in. The guard at the door was like 'ID miss?' and I said 'are you kidding me?' his response was a steely glare. I had to take the keys.. Go back out to the car.. Get my ID and return. When I was coming in he looks at my ID and gives me a lecture about always having my ID on me, blahblahblah.. All I said was 'yeah, but I'm 24' and strutted in. I mean, not going to lie, it is nice to think that I look like a child.. But really? And my brother didn't even get ID'd! Grrr!! But roulette was good to us. I think I mentioned before I get 25% of the winnings.. I walked out with $450 last night.. Take that security guard! (:





Your Comments Answered

  • Tierney - Yay! I am glad I can make someone laugh with my stories!! I am glad you got to keep two, although I imagine the choosing process was difficult!! Thank you.. I actually did get a bunch of compliments on them despite how horrid I thought they were!! You should give it a whirl, I mean, tis the season for lightning storms!!
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